Help us add more messages to Gunfollow.com

Last year, @BruceJillis and I created Gunfollow. Recently, there seems to be a renewed interest in this Twitter hitman of sorts. So we’ve been thinking of ways to make Gunfollow even more fun. The easiest way to do that seems to be to add more messages. Gunfollow uses a predefined set of “semi-rude” tweets that it sends to its victims. But not all of them are as witty as we’de like them to be. And that’s where you could come in :).

Please feel free to post suggestions in the comments. We’ll pick the funniest ones and add them to the site, so you and everyone else can use them to gunfollow people. Please keep in mind that:

  • Tweets are up to 140 characters long. We add the #gunfollow hashtag and the victim’s username, so it’s best to stay under 100.
  • Messages can optionally include the unfollower’s name, like in “@YourName hired me to permanently unfollow you”.
  • Keep it fun. There’s no point in being plain rude. Tongue-in-cheek works best.

There’s no price to be won or anything, but we might consider granting you immunity from future assassination attempts. You can’t put a price on peace of mind, can you? Thanks!

8 Comments

  1. We regret to inform you that due to your constant onslaught of inanities, @YourName will be unable to follow you anymore. #Gunfollow

    @YourName says, “Your facebook feed = FAIL!” #gunfollow

    Comment by Woot Giggity — March 24, 2011 @ 7:58 pm

  2. @YourName is now dumber for having engaged you on facebook. #gunfollow

    Comment by Woot Giggity — March 24, 2011 @ 7:59 pm

  3. The membership review board at MENSA has requested that @YOURNAME cut all ties with you. #gunfollow.

    Comment by Woot Giggity — March 24, 2011 @ 8:00 pm

  4. It’s not you, it’s @YourName. #gunfollow

    Comment by Woot Giggity — March 24, 2011 @ 8:07 pm

  5. You don’t know the meaning of the word “Fear”; but then again, you don’t know the meaning of most words. #gunfollow

    Comment by Woot Giggity — March 24, 2011 @ 8:12 pm

  6. gunfollow. It’s like gmail, except you suck. #gunfollow.

    Comment by Woot Giggity — March 24, 2011 @ 8:14 pm

  7. Ok. That’s enough for now. If any more occur to me I’ll return.

    Comment by Woot Giggity — March 24, 2011 @ 8:16 pm

  8. I’ve read a wonderful twitter feed. But this wasn’t it. #gunfollow

    Comment by tellulah — July 2, 2011 @ 1:12 am